The Most Aggressively Human Pet Names: Internet Contributes Suggestions

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Ellie Dunn
Jan 29, 2022 5:00 PM EST

When it comes to naming our precious pets, there's no shortage of weird names that people give their pets, but today we came across a delightful Reddit thread of pets with aggressively human names. These fun names are charming, and aggressively human, let's check 'em out! For all the people out there who feel like giving a name to your pet is something of the utmost importance, we want to hear how you guys feel about the following the names. Personally, we feel like the best pet names are the silliest ones. 

In this case however, rather than contributing some of the silliest pet names of all times, pawsome people all over the internet are contributing just the opposite: names that are oh so human in hilarious and super funny ways. Obviously, we just had to share our favorite ones with you. Where are all of our caring and devoted pet owners today? We know you're out there in strong numbers. Let us know in the comments what you're planning to name your beloved pet and we'll all laugh together! Anyway, without further ado, we hope you enjoy these fanciful pet names!

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    Font - What's the most aggressively "human" name you could give a pet?
    via u/Play-DohCarti

    This is such a good question. Honestly we love these kinds of threads about naming animals and such, it truly sounds like such a cute thread and we're so excited to read the results and the cute name ideas that will inevitably come out of this kind of thing. Let us know what you've named your pets in the comments section below!

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    Human body - Cannibal_Cyborg My friends pitbull was Ralph.
    via u/Cannibal_Cyborg

    Aww, what a cute name to choose! We honestly think that Ralph is a pretty typical name to pick, even for a pet, and we wouldn't be perturbed if we met a doggo named Ralph. With that being said, it is also a very human name. But it isn't the most modern name ever for a human. What do you guys think?

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    Handwriting - theknightwho My kitten was originally named Bradley Cooper by the previous owner. I can't think of anything more ridiculous haha.
    via u/theknightwho
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    Human body - memememe91 I hope Kyle doesn't drink Monster and punch holes in the sheet rock
    via u/memememe91
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    Hair - chacoglam My friend just named her Golden Doodle "Kyle"
    via u/chacoglam
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    Human body - BrownEyed_Squirrel Yes if I get another dog I want to name her Barbara. My current dog is Ramona.
    via u/BrownEyed_Squirrel
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    Water - emilynx125 As an owner of a dog named Dave (and another named Doug), can attest that about 10 human heads turn every time we call him by name in public.
    via u/emilynx125
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    Leg - Affectionate_Pea_811 I have always wanted to name a dog Bob Barker
    via u/Affectionate_Pea_811
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    Rectangle - Fleur498 Chad. Becky. Kyle. Susan.
    via u/Fleur498
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    Rectangle - skeptxcal Kevin
    via u/skeptxcal
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    Rectangle - lydg63 I knew someone whose dad was named Kevin and their dog was also named Kevin
    via u/lydg63
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    Font - n_Oshleep John
    via u/n_Oshleep
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    Font - Silksniper101 Jane from accounting
    via u/Silksniper101
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    Font - emotional_complaint Dwayne.
    via u/emotional_complaint
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    Handwriting - ladyclare I once knew a dog named Courtney. I've always found that strange.
    via u/ladyclare
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    Rectangle - hoooliet Our hamster was called M Night Shaymalan aka midnight
    via u/hoooliet

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